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Sunday, December 30, 2012

07. Paul Wesley vs Justin Bieber.

This post is going to be about validating my hypothesis.

" Paul Wesley = Older Justin Bieber.  "



Of course, I need to present appropriate evidence. Hold on.

So here's how it works. On the left side are pictures of Justin Bieber. And beside him are images of what I think he would look like if he grew older. (a.k.a, Paul Wesley.)












Now of course, I only mean the physical aspect of it, because I know nothing about both of their personalities. Also, I have not watched even a single episode of Vampire Diaries. (Which happens to be my best friend's favourite show in the universe.) Perfectly fine if you disagree; it was just something I thought of the moment I saw Paul Wesley's face.




Sunday, December 23, 2012

06. Two Broke Girls

 Morph Lea Michele and Paris Hilton?



Get Beth Behrs. 


 *****

I swear, 2 Broke Girls is the best thing to have happened to me this December. I want to give the script writer of this show a kiss. It's so hilariously well written.




There are the easy ones, like this;



And the subtle ones, like this. :D :D















 

The show's packed with sarcasm, some offensive humor, and  cheeky things. I like. I like a lot.  ;)

Note: You have to be smart to watch and appreciate this, otherwise it will seem like the laugh track is dysfunctional, and goes off for things which are "not funny".

- Frankly speaking, I ship Max and Caroline shamelessly. Chemistry's amazing !

- Male version of Max Black would make the perfect boyfriend.

- Becky says it's all scripted but I want to believe that Kat Dennings is really like that!

- There's only 2 things I do online at this point. One is refresh my FB homepage, and the other is watch this. ..This is the life. (:

- Call it crazy but watching this makes me a wittier person. Like it's contagious.


Saturday, December 22, 2012

05. The SPM experience.

Morph Jonathan Togo and Adam Sandler ?


Get Jason Biggs.

*****

When  I was much younger, I looked at  'SPM'  and  'leaving school' as the benchmark of  'growing up'.

And now that I've actually been through it, I have to say--it's less big of a deal than I thought it would be.  Truth be told, I'm one of those hopeless people who never took SPM seriously and when the seriousness finally kicked in, started to suffer from major randomly-occurring panic attacks.

Lets start with the time it finally kicked in.

Also known as, two and a half weeks before SPM.

So in this corner, you have me and Amelia, panic as heck and trying to finish the past-year-questions book (regardless if knowledge entered our brains.) The people who would usually freak out and stress about exams appear to be calm.

Preparations for graduation day was going on. Nobody bothered entering classes anymore. Normally, this marked the end of any need to study or come to school, and I'd be enthusiastic about next years' schooling session. But this was my last year. It felt different. People could notice the change in my behavioral pattern. I just did not feel like talking to anyone who wasn't Amelia. Guilt and nausea came creeping in. 



When graduation ended, I felt that sinking feeling.


 ...I was going to sit for SPM in a matter of days. I was not prepared. Just as how I imagined it.


On top of that, I was not going to enter my classroom anymore.

Someone removed my trademarked triple layered plastic chair but by the way the chair is never faced in front you can tell my ass has been there. (: Also, there's something very eerie about this pic because the positions of both the chairs are EXACTLY like how me and Amelia would be seated.






Even when my birthday came , it didn't feel like it at all!  Dad was in India, sister was (at that time,) lost somewhere; so it was just me and mum. But I wouldn't have wanted it any other way. The quietness was actually conducive for studying. Ma was really sweet to get me this cake. (:










--Kuan Wai got me and Kah Junn, (born a day after me) a cake too! It was really sweet. (Literally or not, thanks! )

 Perhaps the last straw was when we were given this.


(If you ask me, it's the nicest thing the school has given us, considering the fact they gave all the people who got straight A's for PMR some RM1 notebooks!) I did not even care if I had sufficient pencils, I checked multiple times to see if my tiger balm was packed.

For some reason, it's a school's custom to hug all the teachers before the exam, to get their 'blessing'. But if you love giving and receiving hugs, why question, right? You could see some teachers getting teary-eyed. It felt so good to hear my moral teacher tell us that we were the best class she's taught. (: I choose to believe it's not drama. I want to believe it was genuine.



THEN, CAME SPM.









To summarize, the first week was...oookay. I definitely did NOT perform the best I could for BM and English, (imagine having 15 minutes and just finishing your second paragraph) which could cost me the good 1119 results I deserve. My heart is breaking at the thought of it. On top of that, my correction tape had to fall down and pop open beyond repair, before history paper II.

The second week was good, as there were only 3 subjects that week, and I did not feel any nausea. I made mistakes that cost me 10 marks, (changing right answer to wrong answer) but dwelling on them is not going to do me any good.









The third week was bad. I sat for a BIO SPM exam , by only studying form 4! That was my 'strategy'. I again made a horrible mistake of doing the right answer then changing it to a different one at the LAST minute. This time, 17 marks went flying out the window. Plus, my worst nightmare happened; MY CALCULATOR ran out of battery, and just died on me. Thank god I thought of worst case scenarios beforehand and had a second on up with me.

I did an immense amount of praying. That fainting feeling came during Chemistry and I just felt like dying. God was there with me through it all and if I manage to pull of even a five A's, it would only be because of him.


The day that we sat for our LAST exam, (which also was our last day of school)--did not really feel like it because people who did the wrong answer did not have any brain space to think of anything else.



Overall, it felt horrible because I crammed up one year worth of stress into a matter of weeks. The feeling of being unprepared for the biggest thing in your life? Not something I want to feel again. However, even though I did...relatively bad, I choose not to dwell on it and make my life more miserable than it already is. At least I figured out that I am not someone designed for stress(..?) I don't find it thrilling/exhilarating, and I don't function as I normally would. ...which helps in choosing a career!








After SPM happened, I didnt bother checking if the answers I wrote were right or wrong, my mind somehow developed this mechanism where it's deleting SPM from it's database. Now its as if SPM never happened. My life has been spent watching plenty of movies and TV shows. If you knew me enough, its nothing abnormal.

All in all I have no regrets about things I have done this year. Even if I don't get straight As, I have achieved many personal goals and have unique certs that nobody can take away from me. (: I stuck to my policy of never letting anything stop me from doing things I love.



Saturday, December 15, 2012

04. More to life?


When you've been living life after SPM watching as many TV series and movies as I have, you'd probably find yourself questioning if there is more to life.






I had a lot of great plans for my holidays! But now, my days of carrying out these plans are numbered.
I wish I could have a really cool boyfriend-like person in my life who'd teach me how to do new and productive things like play the violin or... futsal(?)

*****

 I used to like the uncertainty of the future, but now it's a really uncomfortable feeling. I would HATE to rush into a course and realize it is not what I want to be spending the rest of my life doing (but then it'd be too late to back out of)?

I see myself being this successful lawyer person.
Pros: I'd be mega hot and powerful.
Cons: I'd be one of those mothers who wasn't really there for my children. That is, IF I have time to meet a man to make my children.

I see myself being this film/documentary person.
Pros: I'd be very passionate about it.
Cons: I need an assured and constant flow of money. (enough to lead a moderate lifestyle)

I see myself being this lecturer person.
Pros: I'd be a good one! (I think?)
Cons: I cannot handle 'problematic' students, and get offended easily.

I see myself being a clerk/secretary person.
Pros: Puts my skill of typing really fast to good use.
Cons: Where the hell do I get a job? And again I need a constant flow of money.What course do I even take for that?

*****

I have been away from the outside world for so long, that making new friends kind of  'scares' me. At the same time, it is really important that I pick a college where I don't know anyone, so that it wont be like .. " High school--Part 2. "

Monday, December 10, 2012

03. December holidays of 12'.


Morph John Stamos and Matt Bomer?




You get Colin Donell.


**********
This years' December holidays = the most anticipated holidays,ever.  (you know, being free from the clutch of SPM and all.) .


..Can somebody say freedom? :)


You know that feeling where you're so down about.. (you're not exactly sure what?) but you don't really want to tell someone about it because they'll give the most unhelpful advice with the best of intentions and you can't tell them; "It's not working, just stop." ?

Then start to realise, that nobody really, can help you, because it's all very self inflicted; (You are the cause and the cure) ..Or worse, there is no solution!? 

.. I do.



Status:
1.  I'm overdosing on movies and TV shows I don't even like (that much), to drown out the reality of how pathetic my holidays have been.

2. Thinking of a lot of things I'll have to pursue pretty soon, like a job (even if it's just a part time one!) or getting a bank account, or college, or my zero-knowledge on where my life is going to head from here.

3. Pretending SPM did not take place because then there won't be results to worry about.

4. Procrastination is something that will never leave me. We have too much history.
I have a whirlwind of mess/books upstairs, which I don't have the heart to clean up/throw just yet because I'm a shameless hoarder.

5. I miss the feeling of having friends, a little.

6. I am having SPM dreams even though its been weeks since it all passed.

7. When I'm not busy spending my life watching all these movies and TV series, I am dreaming them. Once, I dreamed out an entire episode of 'Pretty Little Liars'. Aria was 'A'. This dream better not be a spoiler.

8. My internal clock is so messed up. I wake up at 11 in the night and sleep at 5 in the evening sometimes. Which defines the very essence of liberation, to me. :) (Not being tied down to anything that requires me to be awake at normal human hours!)

9. I am so excited about 12/12/12 being the last repetitive date that I get to witness. I lived through all twelve of them! Not everyone can say that!

10. I had high expectations of what I was going to make these December holidays become; but reality caught up with me. Oops.

*****


Ah well, let me just be sucked into yet another randomly-discovered TV show again. Because that's how I deal with life.


Saturday, December 8, 2012

02. Morphtastic.

I have this habit (more like instinct!) of finding different people's faces in a particular face. Some find it weird, no doubt. Some people might disagree, too.

Either way it amazes me how I could spend days searching online for THAT face I'm looking for, but get sleepy only after half an hour of SPM revisions. Also, since I have already spent that much time trying to make these 'morphs'  (Is it even the right term??) it would be a bit of a waste to just delete it all away? :)

With that being said, I compiled this..list?

*****

  Morph a young Matthew Perry and Neil Patrick Harris?


Get a young Christopher Masterson.




 Morph Ryan Gosling and Hrithik Roshan ?

Get Joseph Fiennes.

 Morph Lauren Socha and Sara Barellies?


Get Amy Heidemann from Karmin.



Morph Dianna Agron and Hayley Williams?


Get Sherri Dupree, from Eisley.




Morph Miley Cyrus and Portia De Rossi ;



Get Kylie Minogue?


Morph Lucy Hale, Selena Gomez and Raina ?



Get Eisley India.

(Yes, this is an image from Just Jared. And yes, I found out about her existence by mistake after googling Eisley, the band.)


Morph Hrithik Roshan and Nicholas Cage?


Get Phil Oakey, from the music video of Electric Dreams




Morph Janell Parrish and Shay Mitchell?

Get Maya Karin. HAHA.




Morph Naya Rivera and Nicole Sherzinger ?

Get Hannah Simone.



Morph Jessica Lowndes, Mia Kirshner and Jillian Michaels?

Get Amanda Peet.



Morph Ginnifer Goodwin and Rachel Cook?

Get Charlotte Riley.


Morph Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Channing Tatum?


Get Tom Hardy.

Okay, one of my IN-accurate ones. Even I don't so agree with this morph, but when I first made it I did, and I hope someday when I view this again I'll see what I saw for the first time.

Morph Neil Patrick Harris and Julian Bassange?


Get Paul Bettany.


Morph Adam Rodriguez and Kevin Mchale?


Get Nick Adams.

Morph Edddie Cibrain and Orlando Bloom?



Get Matt Bomer.

Morph John Allen and Daniel Craig?



Get Anthony Head.

Morph Ashton Kutcher and Ian Harding..?


Get Collin Morgan.


Morph Vanessa Lengies and Jennete Mccurdy?
Get Drew Ryniewicks



Morph Clea Lewis, and Joely Fisher?





Get Judy Greer.

Morph Kristie Alley and Kathy Najimi ?

Get Jennifer Coolidge.


Morph Channing Tatum and Kris Allen?


Get Freddie Prinze Jr.


Morph Michael Jackson and Holly Marie Combs?


You get Lenka. Okay so she's more to the Michael Jackson.




Morph Tiffany Thornton and Emily Osment?
You get Hayden Pannetiere.


Morph Alyssa Milano and Wendie Malick?





You get Teri Hatcher.


Morph Bradley Cooper, David Beckham, Christopher Gorham and Brad Pitt?



You get a Cam Gigandet.




Morph Janice Dickinson,Sandra Bullock and Cameron Diaz?



You get Nicolette Sheridan.


Morph Ellen Page and Anne Hathaway?

You get a Nicole Linkletter, the one from ANTM...5, I think?


What do you get when you combine a Janice Dickinson and a Salma Hayek?


You get Nelly Furtado.


Morph Jerry Trainor and a Rafael Nadal?

Get Tyler Blackburn

What do you get when you combine Emma Stone and Ewan Mcgregor?


You get Chris Colfer..?



What do you get when you combine a Stephen Hawking (a much younger one that is) and a Toby Maguire (also young!) ?

You get Kevin Mc Hale.






What do you get when you combine Anya from ANTM and Brittany Spears?

You get Heather Morris.





What do you get when you combine a Cory Monteith and a Kevin Zagers?

You get a Channig Tatum.







What do you get when you combine a Penelope Cruz and a Demi Lovato?

You get a Lea Michele!





What do you get when you combine a Harry Shum Junior and a David Archuletta?


You get a Sam Tsui.





What do you get when you combine Sheena from ANTM and Brenda Song?

You get Jenna Ushkowitz.






What do you get when you combine a Shay Mitchell and a Nicole Scherzinger?



You get a Naya Rivera.




What do you get when you combine David Blue and Max Adler?


You get an Adam Pally.



What do you get when you combine a Jessalyn Gilsig and a Jayma Mays?



You get an Elisha Coupe!





What do you get when you combine a Mark Salling and an Enrique Iglesias?


You get a Max George, from the band wanted.




What do you get when you combine a Raven Goodwin and me?


Amber Rilley. :D


What do you get when you combine a Sarah Shahi, Ana Ortiz and Torrey Devitto?


You get Eva Longoria.

What do you get when you combine Naya Rivera and Alyssa Milano?

You get Sasha Bareese




Morph Jennifer Aniston and Drew Barrymore, minus the Jennifer Aniston ? ( haha!)




You get a Kate Hudson.

What do you get when you combine a Mark Indelicato and a James Maslow?


You get Luke Pasqalino.




What do you get when you combine a Jude Law and Tobey Maguire?


You get Ewan Mc Gregor.


What do you get when you combine a Megan Fox and Kiera Knightly?



You get Lena Headly.


Morph Allison Scagliotti and Emmanuelle Vaugier?

You get a Sarah Shahi.



Morph a Zachary Levi and Justin Long --(observe his eyes, maybe? ) 



You get a John Krasinski.



Morph Sarah Shahi and Eva Laurie?

You get Minka Kelly.




Morph Jennifer Morrison and Charisma Carpenter?


You get Ginnifer Goodwin.

Morph Jane Leeves and a Caroline Rhea?

You get a Valerie Bertineli.



What do you get when you combine Penelope Cruz and Illeana Douglas?

You get Krysten Ritter.


What do you get when you combine an America Ferrera and an Ana Ortiz?


You get a Devon Weigel.





What do you get when you combine Alyssa Milano and Kristen Stewart?

You get Kate Beckinsale.



What do you get when you combine Megan Fox and Maiara Walsh?

You get Lisa Ray.



What do you get when you combine Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas?


You get Adrian Belani.





What do you get when you combine Andre Agassi and George Eads?

You get Collin Farell.


What do you get when you combine Ed Westwick and Saif Ali Khan?

You get Shiloh Fernandez.


What do you get when you combine an Alia Shawkat and a Kelly Clarkson?


You get an Alisson Iraheta.


What do you get when you combine a Kristen Stewart and a Jennifer Garner?

You get a Rachel Adams.



What do you get when you combine Sarah Harding from pussycat dolls and Lady Gaga?

You get a Kimberly Wyatt.




What do you get when you combine a David Tennant (who looks REALLY scary here) and a Tom Felton?


You get a David Guetta.




What do you get when you combine a Ryan Seacrest and a Timothy Olyphant ?


You get a Josh Duhamel.



What do you get when you combine a Pete Wentz and a Kristen Stewart?
You get a Samantha Ronson..?


What do you get when you combine a Leonardo Di Caprio and a Mark Wahlberg?



You get a Matt Damon.



What do you get when you combine a Kelly Clarkson and a Tegan/Sara Quin?



You get a Brandi Carlile. :D



What do you get when you combine a George Clooney and a Kyle Chandler?


You get a Jackson Hurst. (See Becky? I did it.)



What do you get when you combine a Madeline Zima from The Nanny and an Allysin Ashley from Sonny With A Chance?



You get an Anne Frank. (:



What do you get when you combine a Jayma Mays and a Britney Spears?




You get an Anna Faris.




What do you get when you combine a Daniel Gold and a James Blunt?





You get a Josh Groban.


What do you get when you combine an Adam Rodriguez and an Enrique Iglesias?





You get a Jay Sean.



What do you get when you combine Brandon Flowers and David Tennant?


You get Aaron Ramsey.


What do you get when you combine an Abby Wilde and a Demi Lovato?


 

You get a .............Shioban Magnus?



What do you get when you combine Mawi from whatever AF he came from and Adam Ruggeiro?


Strangely,you get a Mario Vazquez.


What do you get when you combine a Rafael Nadal and a Roger Federer? (:

Answer: You get a Michael Fielding,from The Mighty Boosh.

Okaaaay,minus the weird hair.


What do you get when you combine a Duffy and a Taylor Swift? (:


Answer: You get a Orianthi Panagris.




Morph Jillian Michaels and Fergie?


You get a Kristie Alley.



Morph Victoria Justice and Courtney Cox?



 Get Kara Dioguardi.

What do you get when you combine a Michael Cera and Nick Jonas?







You get a Jesse Eisenberg.





Okay, not one of my best.. but whatever.


What do you get when you combine a Beyonce Knowles and a Tyra Banks?

You get a Zoe Saldana.


What do you get when you combine a Brad Pitt and a Leonardo Di Caprio?

You get an Eric Dane!



What do you get when you combine a Peter Loeffler and a Chris Martin?




You get a Mark Webber.